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Main TKL Ho Raha Hun

 There was a song by RD Burman

Tribal setting and a refrain like
Ha ha Hun
Here is my version
Main takla ho raha Hun
Ha ha Hun ha ha Hun
Taklapan rok pa nahin raha Hun
Ha ha hun ha ha Hun
Hair cream laga kar thak Gaya
Ha ha hun ha ha Hun
Tel Malish to aur uda gayee
Ha ha Hun ha ha Hun
Yeh kambhakt Taklapan Rukta nahin
Ha ha Hun ha ha Hun
Koi Elaj to Batao
Ha ha Hun ha ha Hun
Photographer bhi kehte hain
Sir upar dekho upar dekho
Varna taklapan dikhta hai
Ha ha Hun ha ha Hun
Doctor kehta khush Raho
Abhi bhi kuch to hai
Ha ha hun ha ha hun
Yehi Soch kar baitha Hun
Ha ha Hun ha ha Hun
The song I am thinking of is almost certainly "Hummbeee..." (often referred to as the "Title Track" or "The Tribal Song") from the film Yeh Gulistan Hamara (1972). It’s famous for Danny Denzongpa’s energetic chanting and Pancham Da’s wild, rhythmic "Ha Ha Hun" grunts.
Here is the hilarious "Baldness Blues" version transcribed into Hindi script, keeping the rhythm intact:
टकलापन (Pancham Style)
गीतकार: दिनेश
मैं टकला हो रहा हूँ
हा हा हूँ, हा हा हूँ
तकलापन रोक पा नहीं रहा हूँ
हा हा हूँ, हा हा हूँ
हेयर क्रीम लगा कर थक गया
हा हा हूँ, हा हा हूँ
तेल मालिश तो और उड़ा गयी
हा हा हूँ, हा हा हूँ
ये कम्बख्त टकलापन रुकता नहीं
हा हा हूँ, हा हा हूँ
कोई इलाज तो बताओ
हा हा हूँ, हा हा हूँ
फोटोग्राफर भी कहते हैं
सिर ऊपर देखो, ऊपर देखो
वरना टकलापन दिखता है
हा हा हूँ, हा हा हूँ
डॉक्टर कहता खुश रहो
अभी भी कुछ तो है
हा हा हूँ, हा हा हूँ
यही सोच कर बैठा हूँ
हा हा हूँ, हा हा हूँ

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